NASA discovers liquid water on Mars. It's incredibly briny, but hey, it's there. (NASA)
Stonewall only brought in some $112,414 its opening weekend. These abysmal numbers come after months of #BoycottStonewall from LGBTQ activists. (Flavorwire)
Cereal Killer Cafe, which served $8 bowls of cereal, was targeted by protestors against gentrification. Also, $8 bowls of cereal?! (The Guardian)
Zendaya got her own Barbie doll. The doll has a tiny Vivienne Westwood dress and dreadlocks. (USA Today)
Chipotle's carnitas shortage is almost over. It's still affecting stores in South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, and Ohio. (Reuters)
How to get a photo with Justin Bieber: Don't scream, don't scream louder, and don't act crazy. "Please just respect me," he says. (Huffington Post)
A couple's doghouse was destroyed by $10,000 worth of weed. It literally dropped from the sky. (Boing Boing)
Bleachers released an all-female cover of Stranger Desire. Guests include Sia, Tinashe, Charli XCX, and Carly Rae Jepsen. (Refinery29)