We love Lupita and
J Lawr, but we know both ladies can't be Best Supporting Actress winners at Sunday night's Oscars ceremony. And, so, one will go home with the statue, and the other will leave with...an $80,000 swag bag
? Yep, in case you hadn't heard, all of this year's nominees will be taking home a gift basket of 50-plus items — including a $15,000 walking tour of Japan
and $16,000-worth of laser hair removal.
But, since we can't let the stars have all the fun, we gave into all of our crazy-extravagant urges and made our own bougie
lists — which sound even better than the original (in our opinion). You'll find plenty of designer goodies and luxe getaways in this hodgepodge of dream-ticket buys, but also tons of completely-random-but-totally-awesome stuff our staff is pining for, too. C'mon, you've gotta be wondering who put the sphynx cat on their list. And, there's only one way to find out...