No gifting holiday is more fraught with meaning — and, thus, anxiety — than Valentine's Day. The perfect present should tell your beloved that you adore them more than Netflix and Nutella combined and make them feel glad they chose you. But, just so we're clear, the items we're sharing here aren't those kind of gifts.
These are the low-effort, low-rent, and just plain rude gifts guaranteed not to elicit grateful smiles or tearful eye-fanning. On the other hand, if your relationship isn't quite working for you and you're looking for a change in partner, these might be just the ticket. Yep, from the ho-hum to the heinous, these 13 gifts are sure to make 'em say, "Oh, honey, you shouldn't have..."