Okay, we know you may want to wallow in self-pity because you’re sitting here reading this and not packing your knapsacks for Outside Lands. But, honestly — who needs a three-day music fest when you have boatloads of entertainment right here? Okay, we know that might be a stretch, but we seriously do have an ultra-juicy roundup of 411 that will make you forget about what’s going down in Golden Gate Park — at least for five minutes.
Of course the Facebook summer party would be over-the-top, wow-worthy! It almost puts Disneyland to shame — with go-kart racing, a massive slide, animals, and a carousel. (Gawker)