WON’T — Michael Trevino

Trevino got his start as a Disney star (and he’s dating Glee actress Jenna Ushkowitz), but the 27-year-old Vampire Diaries actor endorses an underwear brand, so he’s probably okay with a little nudity. He’s some nice eye candy and all, but we just don’t see BDSM (or hit Blockbuster) in him.

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