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Considering the state of the economy, anyone who has a steady 9-to-5 is probably thanking their lucky stars. But, if you've been looking for a J-O-B, you know the real gems out there are few and far between. So, to make you appreciate the gig that's helping you pay the bills, we've compiled the funniest job postings on Chicago Craigslist. Read on — and never show up late at work ever again.