The Tao of Dating: The Smart Woman's Guide to Being Absolutely Irresistible, by Dr. Ali Binazir

Wowzah: This is a dating book written by an advisor at Harvard (that was apparently the bestselling dating book on Amazon for 62 weeks). Really, dude? You don’t have anything better to do with your career than tell women how to be hot (because we’re obviously not good enough)? But, we digress. Back to the book.

Listen, this book may be totally valid and helpful, with “heart-centered, science-based” dating advice. But, Dr. Binazir, please excuse us for our shocking confidence here: we don’t need your pretentious guide to “being irresistible.” We already are, thankyouverymuch.

$30, available at Amazon.