Oh, Betsey Johnson, you're definitely our favorite cartwheeling septuagenarian. Betsey's never been one to reign in the whimsy — outfits accessorized with tiaras and baby pigs, anyone? — but that's why we love her. We can always count on Betsey for a shot of giddy fashion fun: She's a bubblegum-pink platform pump in a sea of dour, tasteful ankle booties.
Speaking of shoes, we're pleased to report that Betsey's OTT philosophy extends to her line of accessories, too. Boots are crazy-sexy and thigh-high, flats are snakeskin, and sneakers are neon wedges, thank you very much. Sure, we wouldn't exactly wear a fringed, leopard-print bootie to the office — but when the clock strikes 5? This is exactly the sort of fashion candy we wanna rock 'til dawn.