ALL THAT'S GOOD AND WELL, @barackobama, but HOW DO I ASK MY CRUSH TO HOMECOMING???? #Obama4GrownMan
— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) October 4, 2012
You know what's awesome? This amazingly polarized yet peaceful debate happening right now. & we can all debate about it out loud. #weallwin
— Alison Fraker (@alisonfraker) October 4, 2012
Democrats: OBAMA IS WINNING!Republicans: ROMNEY IS WINNING!Tea Party: THERE'S A MORMON AND A MUSLIM ON TV!!
— Not a Real Hooker (@WordsOfaHooker) October 4, 2012
...er...okay so...now...
— Silent Jim Lehrer (@SilentJimLehrer) October 4, 2012
— Big Bird (@FiredBigBird) October 4, 2012
I am available to moderate the next debate. Expect questions about women's issues and emancipation for American minors under seven.
— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) October 4, 2012
Good LORD Obama wouldn't win a student council election against a chubby nerd with that closing argument.
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) October 4, 2012
Mitt now quoting the Declaration like he's just discovered it.What's next: singing "America the Beautiful"?
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) October 4, 2012
Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 4, 2012
Good strategy for Obama: apply crazy amount of musk.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) October 4, 2012