5 Halloween Costumes To Have 'Em Laughing With (Not At) You

Hey friends, welcome to the R29 guide to funny Halloween costumes. Before we begin, let's do a quick test. Which of the following multiple choice options best describes your current Halloween costume plan?
a.) A common profession with the word "slutty" before it (slutty nurse, slutty lumberjack, slutty dog walker, etc.)
b.) A sheet with holes cut out for eyes (actually, wait, that might be hilarious)
c.) So complicated that it takes ten minutes of explaining before someone politely laughs and briskly walks away
d.) All of the above
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If any of those answers apply to you, then you may need help. It's not serious, but if left untreated, it could turn into a chronic case of butt-of-the-joke syndrome. If you'd rather have 'em laughing with you, instead of at you, you're in luck: We've put together a quick-and-easy guide to five timely, fail-safe Halloween costumes that you can put together on a dime and at the very last minute. Read 'em and weep — with laughter, that is.
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Lana Del Rey for H&M.

All you need? An all-pink outfit from H&M, with the tags sticking out. And maybe a bump-it. Get more pouty, doe-eyed inspiration here.

Photo: Courtesy of H&M.
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Korean pop star PSY

If you really wanna go Gangnam Style, you're gonna need to rent a baby-blue tuxedo and invest in a case of 5-hour Energy.

Photo: Courtesy of Sony.
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Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Don't know what that is? Read up here. First of all, you have to get bangs. Then, you need to go on a shopping spree at ModCloth and download a bunch of Death Cab to listen to on your oversized headphones (preferably, while wearing a pea coat and hoodie). Extra props if you can just turn yourself into a vintage wallpaper print and call it a day.

Photo: Courtesy of Fox Searchlight.
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Rich Kid Of Instagram

No 2012 Halloween party is complete without some kind of interwebz reference, and if you ask us, this is the Tumblr phenom of the year. Plus, it's an easy costume — some fake fur, a bottle of champagne, and a touch of elegant chest hair is all it takes to pull off this one in style. Plus, if you need a costume for your cat, you guys can totally match.

Image via Rich Kids of Instagram.
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All the Girls, all at once

Sounds like a giant undertaking, but you probably already have it all in your closet. Get a floppy hat and a misty look in your eye for Jessa Johansson, a great blowout and some J.Crew bootcut jeans for Marnie Michaels, a Carrie necklace and some understated black flats for Shoshanna Shapiro, and a pair of ripped jeans and a flannel for Hannah Horvath. See? Easy!

Photo: Courtesy of HBO.
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