The Ultimate Burn: "You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive" Candles

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Should you feel like holding a séance for the late, great Brittany Murphy this weekend, we've got the perfect product for you. For 12 bucks, you can snag your own Clueless candle with the best burn of the entire oft-quoted flick: "You're a virgin who can't drive." (Cher so deserved that tongue-lashing, man!)
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But even if you're not into Ouija-style celeb stalking (as if!), what better way to rekindle your undying love for the '90s cult classic? We're glad Murphy's going down in a true blaze of glory!
And, while we're on the subject of Clueless quotables...bragging rights go to the first commenter who can spit back Cher's retort verbatim. Seriously, we'll be impressed.
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