10 White Elephant Gifts We'd Keep

White Elephant presents are the class clown of holiday gift giving. They're not quite a prank, but not quite a real gift, either. Guests at your party will arrive bearing random stuff from airplane magazines and unwanted tokens from in-laws. Yikes. You can do better than that! Swap swag with your White Elephant bash guests using one of our favorite finds, then sit back and sip spiked cocoa while everyone fights over the good stuff. You might end up with a singing bottle opener or presidential bobble-head, but it'll be worth it. We've already covered the dress, the decor, and the drinks. Now, it's time to party.
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Why not, right?

Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick, $12, available at Fred Flare.
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We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

WTF Sticky Notes, $5, available at FredFlare.
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Classier than losing your phone under a stack of papers 'n stuff.

Pride & Prejudice iPhone and iPod Clothbound Book Charging Dock, $53, available at Etsy.
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Sadly necessary.

The Hungover Cookbook by Milton Crawford, $8.08, available at Barnes & Noble.
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We like a stamp that gets to the point.

Deal With This Self-Inking Stamper, $7.99, available at Perpetual Kid.
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Self- Stirring Mug, $13.49, available at Stupid.com.
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Even if they don't work, we applaud the effort.

Beer Savers, $6.99, available at Perpetual Kid.
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Get it!?

White Elephant Ring Holder, $7.99, available at Urban Outfitters.
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We just like the name of these things.

Hip Hopsicles Ice Cube Tray, $9.50, available at Francescas.
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Nothing wrong with a little whimsy...

Garden Gnome Salt & Pepper Shakers, $9.95, available at Paper Source.