That's not say that we didn't appreciate Katy Perry's clever attempt to celebrate the "holidays." The pop star may have blown it with her tone-deaf Kali Ra post, but her latest Instagram is kisses fingers.
Perry grabbed some hair gel and the largest pair of shades she could find, pulled her best I-just-found-a-remote-mom-and-pop-diner-that-serves-chicken-fried-donut-jalapeno-poppers expression, and the result is this little gem:
Saturday Night Live's Bobby Moynihan has the Fieri-imitating edge thanks to his faux-goatee and flame-print shirt, but Perry did a respectable job. Fieri himself has yet to respond to the tribute, but he told People last year that he was fine with being a popular Halloween costume choice.
If you're blaming this pic on some celebratory herbal refreshments, don't be so sure.
Oh. 86 those Trashcan Nachos then.