30 People Share The Weirdest Place They've Ever Had Sex

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With the right person and the right mood, sex anywhere can feel pretty darn thrilling. That said, getting it on in a particularly extraordinary place has a way of heightening the experience.

Whether you've done it in someone else's bed, on religious grounds, in a public place, or — hey — in your kitchen, many of us can probably think of at least one place where we've had sex that was out of the ordinary for us. The location switch up may have felt weird at first, but that didn't stop us from having a memorable sexual experience.

Of course, everyone's sex life is different, and we all have different ideas of what makes a place a "weird" spot for sexual activity. So, we checked with R29 staffers, our readers, and the good people of Reddit to find out what they consider to be the "weirdest" place they've had sex. From roofs to football fields, they did not disappoint.

Click through to read 30 people's stories. And don't say you haven't been warned: Things might get weird.
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"Mine was in a porta-john in the middle of a park. Neither of us could wait to find a less...shitty site to do the deed, and it was the only place where we could go without getting caught/arrested. We were both teenagers at the time and extremely horny, so it seemed like a great idea."
— Reddit user SomeInterwebGuy
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"At the 50-yard line of my high-school football field."
— Female, 24
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"On top of a water tower."
— Female, 26
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"At Temple (during the [Jewish] High Holidays)."
— Female, 24
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"Against an electrical pole stand in the middle of an empty field somewhere in Long Island. Literally — middle of."_
Female, 27
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"My boyfriend and I had sex on the rooftop of his office building. It felt super naughty and spontaneous. We went upstairs, hung out and talked for a bit, and before I knew it I was bent over and looking out over the city with him inside me. I got a scrape on my lower back that night from having sex on concrete and still have a scar from it, so it's a funny little souvenir we have from that night. We still laugh about it."
— Female, 23
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"[Either in a] parking garage elevator and stairs, dressing room in a swimsuit shop, [or] buildings under construction."
— Female, 25
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"It's a tie between a Barnes & Noble bathroom and inside the National Cathedral."
— Female, 32
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"The Heart O' Chicago Motel. The guy also referred to it as 'making love.' Not my proudest decision."
— Female, 30
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"At church. I'm Jewish."
— Male, 23
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"In the catacombs under a 80-plus-year-old abandoned hospital. Creepy as hell. I was working security and my S.O. came by and we went exploring."
— Reddit user IamtheBiscuit
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"In a snow fort, (think: igloo) that he built in front of his college house. Chilling but thrilling."
— Female, 23
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"The 18th hole of a Golf Course."
— Female, 28
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"I'd categorize this as most adventurous place for me. After a grueling, muddy hike in Hawaii up to beautiful waterfalls, what started as a jump in the pools to de-mud turned into a steamier session soundtracked by some very vocal tropical birds."
— Female, 24
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"My boyfriend and I were visiting my parents during a break from college, and really, really wanted to have sex, but there were tons of people visiting at their house. We drove around for a while, trying to figure out where we could go that wouldn't be so overrun with family, and ended up in a public park around the corner. We walked a little ways in and found a tree that was sort of (not really) hidden and went for it. Literally about three seconds after we'd finished, a family walked by us. It was timed perfectly, really fun, and just the right amount of risky."
— Female, 24
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"Went on a month-long Eurotrip with a huge tour group. We were staying in budget accommodations, and one of them was an old convent-turned-hostel in Florence. Since it was right beside a church, it was still run by the nuns. After a night out, one of the guys in my group and I ended up going back to his room...which, since we were on a budget trip, he was sharing with five other people from our group! Don't know if it was the alcohol or the fact that we were traveling thousands of miles from home, but neither of us seemed to mind having sex on the bottom bunk bed on religious grounds."
— Female, 22
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"In an Amtrak train station bathroom in Saratoga Springs, NY."
— Female, 25
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"In an alley in Italy."
— Female, 24
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"In my friend’s childhood nanny’s bed."
— Female, 23
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"Remember the Enchanted Forest park from Cry Baby? It's been completely abandoned for years. Yep — there."
— Female, 27
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"In a train car going from Belgrade, Serbia, to Ljubljana, Slovenia. We were interrupted by immigration officials, oops."
— Female, 31
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"I was in Fire Island with a group of friends and we rented an old house just big enough for all of us to fit. I brought a boy back one afternoon and ended up having sex with him in the communal, outdoor shower of the house — in the rain."
— Female, 24
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"In center field of a college football stadium."
— Female, 24
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"In an Airplane bathroom."
— Female, 29
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"On an apartment roof."
— Male, 34
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"My ex and I had sex in the family bathroom at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport. We were flying from NYC to visit my family, and we knew that once we got picked up, we would go straight to dinner and then drive onwards for 48 hours of 'family time' in the form of camping (i.e. 9 people staying together so no alone time to play!). We both didn't want to wait two days to have sex, so we creepily went *together* into the family bathroom, and I bent her over and we had sex doggy style while she leaned her arms on the baby-changing station. I still get horny every time I pass a family bathroom at an airport, and I smile to myself thinking, 'Sorry, people-who-use-that-room for changing diapers!'"
— Male, 29
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"Disney World. There [were] these audio booths that had doors but no locks. Kept a foot posted on the door. Several people tried to come in. No kids saw us."
— Reddit user erwreck
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"On the Golden Gate Bridge."
— Female, 21
29 of 30
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"Against a car in his driveway after an argument."
— Female, 27
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"It’s a tie between clothing changing room at Walmart, inside of a newspaper-recycling dumpster, in the living room with my ex under blankets watching a movie WITH HER FAMILY IN THE ROOM, and in an abandoned house downtown."
— Reddit user travs3dpe
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