I Am Become Hamdog, The Destroyer Of Worlds

Prophecies foretold that one day, a warrior would arise. This warrior would have the power of not just a hamburger, not just a hot dog, but the best of both. The length and tube shape of the hot dog, ideal for even condiment distribution. The meat and force of a hamburger, ideal for being the best meat delivery system going.

The prophecies have come true. Behold. Hamdog.
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The Hamdog was presented last year to the sharks on Shark Tank Australia. The fools, they didn't realize the power of "bang, there's a party in your mouth."
But inventor Mark Murray, aware of the forces that he now commanded, decided to sell them anyways a year later. He's even secured a patent for his endeavors, which means that you can become a reseller for the low-low price of $10,000.

We won't tell you how they're made, because it's simple, and because we don't want to ruin the magic. Just look upon the majesty.
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