These Are The Funniest Conversations You Were Never Supposed To Hear

Photographed by Sam Nodelman.
Admit it. You do it. You eavesdrop.

Maybe you do it while you're having lunch. Maybe the best time for you during your bus ride home. Or maybe you're one of those people that wear her headphones without bothering to turn on any music.

However, or whenever, you do it, we all do our fair share of eavesdropping.

Sometimes, we overhear things that we can never un-hear, so to speak. But sometimes, we hear things that we just can't believe. "Seriously? Did they just say that?" you ask.

Other times, like in the case of those who responded to AskReddit's question, "What's the best conversation you accidentally overheard?" your response might just be WTF?!

Here are just a few of the funniest conversations you were never supposed to hear.
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I'm so glad we could catch up! Let's meet for coffee, perfect stranger.
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Is this is a deleted scene from Planet Of The Apes?
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We have found the solution to the age-old mayo vs. salad dressing spread (I'm looking at you, Miracle Whip) debate. It's all about the combination.
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How many times have we said this to ourselves?
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Creativity is a gift.
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Follow-up question: What color is the sky in your world?
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This is what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
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Adulting is hard.
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The shredded-wheat struggle is real.
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