How To Be A Pop Star According To Britney Spears' App

Britney Spears' own app is finally here. American Dream just hit the iTunes app store this week, and while it's being marketed as a mere mobile game, we're already gleaning some important career lessons from the pop princess. Here are the 15 most crucial things I learned about being a pop star, according to Britney Spears. Pay attention, dreamers.
1. Start Small — No Job Is Beneath You
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2. Believe In Yourself (& Hang Out At Starbucks)
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3. Smile For The Cameras
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4. Social Media Can Be Your Best Friend
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5. ...& Your Worst Enemy
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6. Jealous People Will Shade You
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7. Go To Industry Parties, Find A Hard-Drinking Agent, & Impress Her
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8. Look Sexy & Cool
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9. Or, Wear Whatever The Hell You Want (& Put In The Hard Work)
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10. Invent Your Own Genre
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11. Make Your Album Art Stand Out
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12. Network, Network, Network
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13. Prepare To Go Broke — It's An Investment In Your Future
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14. Find A Hot Music Video Director
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15. Self-Promotion Is Key
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And, if you're very lucky, friends and money will start falling out of the sky. Plus you'll get to hang out with Britney. Thanks for the advice, girl!
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