Khloé Kardashian Has Apparently Never Seen A White Penis?

Believe what you want. But Khloé Kardashian is claiming that she's never actually seen a "white" penis in the flesh. As in: a penis belonging to a real, live, Caucasian male.

Sorry to spoil it for you, girl. But even if you've seen one white penis, that doesn't mean you've seen 'em all. Much like the people of Earth, every dick is different, no matter its color. Also: They are very rarely "white." They're more like varying shades of mauve. Like, if you were going to assign the shade somewhere in the Pantone family, you'd be looking at every paint chip between 157 and 222. Even then, there are a lot of shape and size variations to consider.

Oh, Khlo. There's a whole world out there just waiting to be discovered.

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