Jessica Biel's Morning Routine With Her Son Is Goals

Jessica Biel just gave us morning goals. The actress (and wife of the hip-thrusting Justin Timberlake) claims to be thrilled with "mediocrity," but it seems like she's got her life pretty under control.

She recently shared a photograph revealing how she starts her mornings — and it's even better than what you had imagined. What? Like you haven't imagined what mornings are like at the Biel-Timberlake household? Just wait till you see her son's little baby feet.

Erykah Badu? Check.
Snoring dogs? Check.
Playfully taking pictures with 9-month-old Silas? Check.

Her caption, reposted from theSkimm's Instagram account, explains it all. See it in full, below:

Well good morning @JessicaBiel. #UpWiththeSkimm #SkimmLife
Name: Jessica Biel

Job: Mama Bear, actress, producer, wannabe alpinist, consummate student of the @WomanCareGlobal #ThenWhoWill campaign.

What time do you get up? It varies, but I would say always [two] hours before I’d really like to.

How many times do you snooze? I’m not a snoozer. Never have been. Wish I was, but I would never get up if I did. I do snooze periodically throughout the day during any sort of boring conversation.

Do you snore? I don’t think so. And even if I did, my dog, Tina, snores so loudly that no one would ever know if I did. Thanks, T.

3 things you can't live without in the AM? Yoga. Eating breakfast with my kid. Listening to Erykah Badu while I eat with my kid. We love her.

Favorite line from theSkimm recently? "What to say to your niece who just found out about Santa? It’s OK. The Nazi Gold Train isn’t real either."

What's your morning drink? Bullet proof [sic] decaf coffee.

Who do you let speak to you before coffee? Wait...is that an option?

Complete the sentence: Woke up like this: Disheveled, running late, doing too many things at once and underperforming all of them; but pretty thrilled about mediocrity! Could be a lot worse, guys. A lot worse.
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