What Is Lindsay Lohan Really Saying In This Bizarre Instagram Post?

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We never thought we'd see the day when Lindsay Lohan tagged "United Nations" in her social media feed. And yet, that day has come.

The actress โ€” whose Instagramming, it should be said, has been a little on the fritz in 2015 โ€” left a semi-coherent caption on a photo she posted Sunday. In the pic, she's appears to be wearing a leather jacket with a bustier and a floppy felt hat. But it's what the Mean Girls star wrote alongside the image that's raising some eyebrows. Take a minute and prepare yourself: Lohan authored something long and cryptic, in a sort of James Franco-style spoken word sort of rhythm. To get the full feel of her message, do yourself a favor and read it out loud.

"They always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough."

Nope, not done yet:

"Black or white โ€” in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ &#harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep ...at the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... ๐Ÿ™#UnitedNations"

So. That happened. And now we're not sure what to think. Anyone who can decipher what the world is supposed to derive from this prose gets a yet-to-be-determined prize.

they always come back. I love you NYC ๐Ÿ’‹they always come back. I love you NYC ๐Ÿ’‹ #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed ๐Ÿ”บto stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep ...at the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... ๐Ÿ™ #UnitedNations

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