You've had a good run, Martin-Lawrence, but it's time to crown a new celebrity-couple-nickname champion. It's just slightly annoying that we didn't think of it first. Actually, it's really annoying.
In the grand tradition of Brangelina, Bennifer, TomKat, and Big Grande, a new starry twosome has achieved nickname status. The clever moniker comes courtesy of their own famous pal, and it's pretty genius. If Cara Delevingne tires of modeling and acting, she might have a future in writing headlines for the New York Post.
Meet Gigi Hadid and Joe Jonas, whom Cara D. has brilliantly dubbed G.I. Joe. Just, perfect.
While we enlist the Paper Towns star to come up with something better than Tayvin for her other celebrity chums, we're setting to work on a long overdue moniker for her own on-again, off-again relationship with singer Annie Clark, a.k.a. St. Vincent. Delevincent? Cannie? Carnie? St. Cara? Help us out, Ms. Delevingne.
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