Look, It's Justin Bieber's Bare Booty! (NSFW)

Did you hear that giant thud yesterday? That was the sound of millions of Beliebers crashing to the ground in shock.

You can't blame them. Justin Bieber's latest Instagram is pretty, um, WHOA. There's Biebs, there's the ocean, and there are two naked ass cheeks, glistening in the sun like silver-dollar pancakes. We feel so dirty. So confused. So... weirded out.

Look

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on


So, yes, it seems the pop star enjoys a little skinny-dipping. If you can steer your attention away from his buns, you'll notice he's also fond of tropical islands and getting inked. His boat-mate, however, had only one thing on his / her mind: Commemorating this bare-butt moment for all time. Thanks for sharing.

Miley Cyrus couldn't resist getting in on the booty bandwagon. Here's her tribute to Bieber's bum.

Bieber got back!

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Oh, and in case you were wondering. These Instas are fine; nipples and eggplant emoji are still verboten.

OPENER IMAGE: David Fisher/Rex/REX USA.

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