Amy Schumer’s X-Rated Dream Date With Kim & Kanye

Would you watch an Amy Schumer / Kanye West / Kim Kardashian West sex tape? We're not totally sure that we would. But, then again, if it existed it might be the duty of pop culture documentarians everywhere to endure 10 seconds of that screening. Hopefully we'll never have to make the call, but now we know what might be on the agenda if Schumer was calling the sexy shots. Never one to mince words, the comedian recently commented to E! about what she would do on a celebrity dream date with Yeezy and Mrs. West. "Anal," the comedian — who is currently promoting her upcoming film Trainwreck — quipped. Schumer's co-star, Vanessa Bayer, was a little more coy about her potential dream date activities: She said that she'd probably just go to the club with Kanye. Yep. That definitely sounds like a wiser decision.