Disney World Wants You To Eat Poop Desserts

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Chocolate is one of my favorite foods (my middle school screen name was chocaholic110 and I was proud of it). But if there's one thing I definitely don't want to be thinking about when I'm devouring a piece of decadent chocolate cake, it's poop. Yes, I said it: poop. And in a rather unfortunate turn of events, Disney World is doing just that — serving up desserts that not only remind us of feces, but are literally meant to look like shit, too.

The new "treats" are being offered at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom. Zuri’s Sweets Shop has several new animal dropping-themed chocolate desserts that are inspired by scat from an elephant, rhino, giraffe, and cotton-top tamarin. Elephant features chocolate peanut butter fudge with oats and coconut flakes; hippo is a fudge caramel brownie with oats and peanut butter; giraffe is pellets of chocolate fudge with caramel; and cotton-top tamarin is chocolate-covered pretzel pearls.

Despite the fact that the desserts themselves don't sound half bad, I think I'll stick to square-shaped chocolate fudge. I don't care if Disney World is supposedly the most magical place on earth. There is no amount of Disney-induced sorcery that would convince me to eat a pile of chocolate fudge that is meant to look like feces. But, if for some reason eating fake animal excrement has made it onto your bucket list, the scat snacks are available for $3.99 each. (NY Daily News)
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