On June 12, Orange is the New Black returns for its third season. To be blunt: We cannot freaking wait.
Our excitement isn't just about the return of Piper, Crazy Eyes, and the rest of the crew. It's about the art of binge-watching itself. What snacks should you get for the weekend? Planning ahead is key, because, ideally, you don't want to leave the house. What plans do you have in place that you need to cancel? And, most importantly, what do you do when Monday comes and not everyone at the office is caught up? Here's our interpretation of what happens. And, don't worry — no spoilers.