Zayn Malik Dyes Hair Green, Internet Explodes

When Zayn Malik left One Direction, teenage hearts around the world broke. Not only did he say goodbye to the most beloved boy group out there, he ditched his long locks. And now, the 22-year-old has switched things up again and dyed his hair green. The singer's fiancée, Perrie Edwards, posted a picture of the couple with the caption #GreenHairDontCare as they posed next to a matching Beck's beer bottle. While he apparently chose this color to raise awareness about the environment, that didn't stop the Internet from photoshopping the shit out of his new 'do. The hue has been compared to everything from Jared Leto's Joker character (which is pretty spot-on) to a stalk of broccoli. Either way, guys: Brown or green, shaved or unshaved, these looks don't take away from Zayn's beautiful face. Scroll through to check out the ridiculous Photoshop jobs the fandom partook in.

This new logo would probably make us frequent Starbucks even more, TBH.

Yeah, we're pretty sure about that.

Oh, just the One Direction boys playing soccer on Zayn's head. NBD.

No chill whatsoever.

Too soon?