8 Things You Need to Know This AM — Apr 05 2015

This definitive ranking of all of Justin Timberlake's songs, including SNL digital shorts, is a wonderful trip down memory lane. (Radio)  Hilary Clinton reportedly renting out two floors of office space in Brooklyn as her (not yet announced) presidential campaign headquarters. Excuse us while we squeal with joy. (NY Times) An easyJet passenger traveling from Geneva to Pristina, Kosovo, got so hungry waiting for his sandwich, he punched the stewardess. OVER A SANDWICH. (11 Alive Atlanta) Revenge porn site owner, Kevin Bollaert, sentenced to 18 years in prison. (NPR)  Not everyone wants kids — shocker — but that ideology is becoming far more common than you might think. (NY Times) A full-size chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch is going on display in the U.K. because we need to make Yumberbatch a thing. (Grub Street) This Rosie the Riveter-inspired shoot of three little girls who survived cancer is the cutest thing you'll see today. (Redbook) If people were really honest in their LinkedIn recommendations, this is what they would look like. "Carrie excels at hanging out by the coffee machine and challenging the company dress code, but engaging in small talk at company parties and other awkward get-togethers is where she truly shines." (New Yorker)