Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Have Big Wedding Plans

For many engaged couples, finding the perfect wedding venue is the hardest part of the planning process. Everything's booked, everything's expensive, everything's just not quite right. That's where owning your own private island comes in handy. 

Page Six is reporting that Johnny Depp plans to wed Amber Heard on his private island in the Bahamas
— and it's all happening rather quickly. The column claims that the couple will tie the knot next week. 

“She’s filming a movie in London, and he’s getting ready to film the next Pirates of the Caribbean in Australia,” a source told Page Six. “So this is the only time that everyone could get together.”   Fair enough. The intimate affair on Little Hall's Pond Cay will be limited to 50 guests who will be staying on a yacht. There are worse things. Heard is also rumored to be wearing a Stella McCartney gown on the big day. Meanwhile, we imagine Depp's matrimonial attire will involve some sort of funky hat, tinted glasses, and maybe a fake beard just for the hell of it.