Draco Malfoy Sorts Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, & Ariana Grande Into Hogwarts Houses

Photo: Courtesy of Warner Bros.
Harry Potter fans know how much you can tell about a person from the Hogwarts house into which he or she gets sorted. Tom Felton, who played Slytherin poster boy Draco Malfoy in the H.P. films, received quite the shock himself earlier this week when he joined Pottermore and was sorted into Gryffindor. "Heart broken x #slytherinforlife," he tweeted.

Despite his inability to place himself into the correct house, HuffPost gave Felton the opportunity to don the Sorting Hat and place some other celebrities into their appropriate wizarding world factions. Here's what he had to say:

Kim Kardashian: "Slytherin. For sure."

Justin Bieber: "He's gonna have to join me in Slytherin as well. He's a bit of a bad boy."

Taylor Swift: "Taylor Swift is far too good. We'll say Gryffindor."

Ariana Grande: "[T]hat'd be Ravenclaw. I know she's a Potter fan. I'm not sure. She seems very sweet. Let's go Gryffindor again."

Kanye West: "Hufflepuff. Definitely. He confuses me a bit, but that's the house I'd go with."

Miley Cyrus: "Miley Cyrus is definitely part of Slytherin. Absolutely."

Harry Styles: "He seems like a cool guy. I've met him a few times. He's very sweet. Let's stick him in Gryffindor."

Gwyneth Paltrow: "She's Ravenclaw. Very loyal. We'll go with that."

Pitbull: "He's got to be a Slytherin. Hasn't he?"

Felton drew some very interesting and logical conclusions here; however, he was already informed by one of his sortees that he was incorrect:

Advertisement

This explains so many things, like how Grande has the ability to die alive. That's so Slytherin of her. (Huffington Post)
Advertisement