To celebrate the designer's new London store, The Scene gave her the 73-question treatment — the same one that Sarah Jessica Parker, Daniel Radcliffe, and even Anna Wintour herself endured. And, in just about six minutes, we learn a lot about the typically stoic superstar. For instance, she reveals her spirit animal, the reason why you’ll never catch her smiling, and even her thoughts on fanny packs, which might not be what you'd expect. As far as Posh's dirty little secrets, like the clothes her husband David dislikes and her personal vices, rest assured: there are none and she doesn't have any. What's more, the designer describes herself as "comedy gold."
While we may have to wait a long, long time for the always on-point Mrs. Beckham to be snapped mid guffaw, we hope it makes Victoria smize to know that we, too, are awaiting her Outstanding Achievement Award for Spice World .