15 Reasons Blue Ivy's Life Is Better Than Yours

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Is it weird to be jealous of a 3-year-old? Yes, absolutely. How about when that 3-year-old happens to be Ms. Blue Ivy Carter, supreme scion to the Jay Z and Beyoncé dynasty? Baby girl is living large, and we're just a teensy bit envious.
In honor of Blue's third birthday today, we're taking the opportunity to remind you just how good this toddler has it. North West may have the Mommy-and-Me furs and Vogue photo shoots, but Blue's got access to private jets, designer togs, and Queen Bey's lap. She dresses better than most people, vacations in the most exotic of locales, and spends her days learning dance routines from the master herself. What have you done lately?
In fact, she's probably celebrating her birthday today by having Prince serenade her with a rendition of "Let It Go" while Kelly Rowland hands out Nets floor seats as party favors. That's just how this kid rolls, people. Consider the evidence ahead...