Cancel all of your New Year's plans — or, you know, set your DVR like someone on the cusp of 2015. ABC Family is taking us all back to the era of butterfly clips and Gordo for its "That's So Throwback" end-of-2014 marathon, and you won't want to miss a thing.
All of your tween Disney favorites will be there. The event kicks off today with a Lizzie McGuire block, including "Here Comes Aaron Carter" — the episode that will remind you of Hilary Duff and Carter's "So Yesterday" teen romance (that he's still talking about).
Tomorrow, it's time for the return of That's So Raven, with fan-favorite episodes including "Boys ‘n’ Commotion" and "Gettin' Out of Dodge." On Wednesday, Even Stevens takes over with classics such as "Influenza: The Musical" and "Almost Perfect." Disney Channel-era Shia LaBeouf, we hardly knew ye.
At the stroke of midnight on January 1, change gears from the ball drop and your New Year's kiss with the Cheetah Girls movie. If the people at your celebration aren't on board, they are clearly monsters that lack an appreciation for the golden days of Disney Channel original movies. Escape that horrible party at once and snuggle up at home watching Galleria, Chanel, Aqua, and Dorinda.
"That's So Throwback" will finish up with a midnight showing of Halloweentown on January 2. Have a very spooky and nostalgia-filled new year, everyone. Here's a parting deep thought from Louis Stevens. Justice for Pluto in 2015.