Breakups really are the worst. You fight, you speed off, you get in a car crash, you make up because you hit your head and you don't want to die single, you wallow. At least, that's how Nicki Minaj does it anyway.
The rapper goes through two dramatic breakups with angry hotties Willy Monfret and actor Boris Kodjoe in the 16-minute Pinkprint Movie, released yesterday. The plot has a few holes — Are they the same guy? How'd he get into her car and why isn't he taking her to the hospital? — but why split hairs when there are four breakup ballads to download onto your "If I'm Ever Dumped" playlist?
Speaking of ballads, who knew Minaj had those beautiful singing chops? Jessie Ware provides the vocals for "The Crying Game," but the rest of it is all Nicki. Girl looks and sounds gorgeous. Forget the fleece pajamas, ice cream, and raccoon eyes — our new breakup M.O. is evening gowns, Rapunzel waves, and Range Rovers.
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