Lindsay Lohan and Tom Cruise have both had their share of rumored Hollywood hookups, but this latest one was a doozy. Earlier this month OK! reported that the two stars were actually dating each other after meeting at London hotspot Chiltern Firehouse. Surely, that's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, right?
A source close to Cruise also squashed the rumors. That should just about settle it then.
No offense to Lohan and Cruise, who we're sure would make lovely flame-haired Scientologist babies. But, sorry, no. Just no.
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