Just as your mom can't resist pulling out the baby photos when it's your birthday, the media just couldn't let Kim Kardashian's recent birthday go by without a little flashback. Behold, the Ghost of Kim K. Past.
Entertainment Tonight has discovered this little gem of a home video, which shows Kanye's missus as a bubbly, pretty braggy eighth grader circa 1994. Clearly, confidence set in at an early age.
"When I'm famous, you can remember me as this beautiful little girl," the then-13-year-old astutely predicted.
Turns out Mini Kim was really popular and everyone loved her. Is it any surprise that the middle schooler who can proclaimed herself to be the "dopest on the ropest" married a rapper? It was so, so meant to be.
If you can't appreciate Kardashian's precocious premonition of fame, you can at least relate to her totally adorable '90s eighth-grade style. Teri Hatcher bob? Check. Caramel-tinted lippy? Check. Overplucked brows? Check. Silk cheongsam? Check. Girl, we were there.
Watch the video below to see the little motormouth's first big moment in front of a camera. Baby, she was born this way. (Nylon)
Like this post? There's more. Get tons of celeb goodness, insider intel, movie and TV news, and more on the Refinery29 Entertainment Facebook page!