A few weeks ago, Chris Pratt tweeted an amazing #tbt gem. "The name's Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You're welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000," wrote Star-Lord/Andy Dwyer. The photo in question, which you'll see in the coming attractions, is absolutely amazing. There are flowing blond curls. Pratt's shirt is open in that special, 2000-era sexy way. We'd cast him in a heartbeat — in a coconut oil commercial or O.C. spinoff.
To say it sent us down a rabbit hole is stating the way-too-obvious. What other gems could we unearth from celebrities' earliest jobs? How could we expand the magic of Chris "Douchemaster McChest" Pratt's first headshot?