Today is the day we honor a very special lady. Gwyneth Paltrow — the woman who showed us how to live our lives in a more natural, expensive way — turns 42 today. Gwyneth has introduced us to so many things over the years: $240 bath towels, kids named after fruit, and Shallow Hal. And, since she joined Instagram, things have only gotten Goopier.
Gwyn is a fan of the selfie, the foodstagram, and the occasional Throwback Thursday. But, no matter what she's 'gramming, she's teaching you a valuable lesson: When it comes to life, you're doing it wrong. But, being a pretty pretty princess, GP would never say so to our faces. Instead, she captions her photos with polite suggestions about raw pumpkin seeds and gluten-free oxygen masks. So, in honor of her big day, we decided to translate for you and give Gwyneth's 'grams some honest captions.