Watch Channing Tatum Rap About The "Dick Graze"

Now that we've finally accepted Channing Tatum's comedic chops, there's another side of Chan we all need to celebrate. Dude knows his way around a viral video. First, he and Jamie Foxx teamed up for "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum," which also featured a cameo from Miley Cyrus. Now, Tatum is back to teach bros a new way to greet one another called the "dick graze."
Now, before we continue, we feel it's important to mention that Tatum isn't supporting unwanted sexual touching. This video and the message contained therein are merely intended to be a light-hearted marketing ploy for 22 Jump Street. It's also an equal-opportunity gesture. Workaholics star Jillian Bell, who co-starred in Jump Street, shows up to discuss the "tit graze," a.k.a. "How we say what's up with our lady bits."
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"Dick Graze" also contains the helpful PSA that it's a graze, not a grab. Bone up on your terminology (heh) before trying it on your own friends. We also enjoy this commenter's suggestion that, "Obama should try this with Putin." Channing Tatum's next big career move: international relations expert.
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