There it is. Just let it sink in for a bit. We'll wait.
Have you recovered? We haven't, but we'll soldier on to deliver the salient details. E! News is reporting that "multiple sources" have confirmed Jennifer Lawrence (yes, the birthday girl) is dating Chris Martin, the man who is consciously uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow. He also performs music on occasion.
Listen, nobody said it was easy for Jennifer Lawrence to find a boyfriend. The actress and Nicholas Hoult recently ended their on-again, off-again romance, and apparently she wasted no time moving on. E! reports that Lawrence and Martin "have been spending quality time together since late June."
Here's what we imagine occurred: After the breakup, Lawrence looked at the stars, saw how they shined for her, and said "I want to date the man who sings that song." That's our only explanation for this cosmic occurrence. (E! News)
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