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— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 30, 2014Not doing #Sharknado2. I simply won't contribute to marring the artistic vision of the original. (Also in a car.)
— Eric Wilbur (@GlobeEricWilbur) July 31, 2014Not watching another Sharknado until they cast Allison Williams.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 31, 2014The post-WWIII historian tasked with researching the Twitter archive will be very confused by this night #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) July 31, 2014Mark McGrath has the smoothest face in America. That is like a polished diamond
— David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) July 31, 2014When I don't wear a trucker cap with a slogan on it, I get a Tony Nomination for a TV movie. Thank you Broadway. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) July 31, 2014Not exactly sure how science works, but that looked pretty legit. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— People magazine (@peoplemag) July 31, 2014Sharknado 2 is the greatest love story ever told
— Joseph E Cassin (@joe_cassin) July 31, 2014Nothing seems to have brought the internets together like #Sharknado2TheSecondOne did last night. Maybe send Ian Ziering to broker peace?
— Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) July 31, 2014Still better than Lucy.
— emilynussbaum (@emilynussbaum) July 31, 2014#Sharknado2TheSecondOne - Is it wrong that I'm rooting for the sharks?
— Nikki Finke (@NikkiFinke) July 31, 2014"Why are you heading down when the building's flooding?" "Flaming sharks". Best.Movie.Line.Ever. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Scott Sistek (@ScottSKOMO) July 31, 20141 last selfie... #Sharknado2TheSecondOne @TaraReid @andydick @mark_mcgrath @ThunderLevin @acferrante pic.twitter.com/fyFPa1X7D5
— Ian Ziering (@IanZiering) July 31, 2014The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) July 31, 2014Do I sate myself? Do I soar? These are the existential questions that a shark in a #Sharknado2TheSecondOne must ask himself. So must we all.
— Roger Corman (@RogerCorman) July 31, 2014...what can we say. We had the photo. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne ? pic.twitter.com/zPXL5u4ntB
— Victoria's Secret (@VictoriasSecret) July 31, 2014The @nytimes headline would be: "Inside a tornado, sharks." @NYDailyNews would be "SHARKS TO CITY: DROP DEAD." #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) July 31, 2014