People reports that the burlesque star has paired with Destination Maternity to create a lingerie line for new moms who have no intention of wearing Band-Aid-colored nursing bras anytime soon.
Called Von Follies by Dita Von Teese (like her non-mom lingerie line), this limited edition capsule collection not only features high-waisted, postpartum shaper undies in black lace, but also a selection of vintage-style, demi-cup nursing bras that are definitely the sexiest thing that will ever be covered in baby sputum.
The collection is available to shop now, and is priced between $30 and $49, which is perfect, because you do not even want to think about what college will cost in the year 2032.
Wear them in good health, new moms — and yes, you have our permission to revel in a moment of smugness at the jealousy your sexy underthings will elicit in non-nursing pals. (People)