When the much-hyped Fifty Shades trailer dropped yesterday, reactions ranged from "OMFG NSFW hottest thing everrrrrrr" to the lackluster "This looks terrible." Some fans thought Jamie Dornan's smoldering stares were spot on. Others debated that producers had stripped him of his stone-cold virility when they chose to shave his face and chest, rending the smoking-hot Dornan hairless and neutered. Well, Christian Grey does exercise control in all things. Why wouldn't body-hair maintenance be one of them?
The most common complaint, though, will forever come those firmly on Team Hunnam. This legion of fans thinks that the originally cast Christian Grey — Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy — is the one, true Fifty. As an ode to them, The Wrap has kindly recut the trailer so that now, when Anastasia meets Christian, it's Charlie in all his Jax glory. Mr. Teller will see you now. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh uh oh uh oh. (The Wrap)