Sex robots, blow-up dolls, automatic sperm extractors — the number of ways for men to get their rocks off with the physical assistance of technology is growing every day. So, men around the world will be overjoyed to learn about a truly unique new offering from Fleshlight. The company has figured out a way to enable dudes to have penetrative intercourse with their iPads.
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is basically a case for your iPad with a cupholder glued onto the back, into which you can insert your fave variety of Fleshlight. Not surprisingly, guys everywhere are rejoicing, as reflected in LaunchPAD's rave reviews. A user named "JT" gushes, “The LaunchPAD takes watching POV videos to a whole new level! It feels like I’m really having sex with my favorite porn stars.” Another happy customer, who goes by the name of "Fleshlover," sums up the appeal with passionate concision: “Stoya porn on your tablet + the Launch Pad + Stoya’s Fleshlight makes it feel like she’s really in the room! IMHO this is better than the real thing.”
As you can see in the video above, this would theoretically change Skype sex into a more seamless experience (for the guy, that is), since it is now possible for men to physically hump virtual images of their faraway SO.
Of course, the logistical challenges presented by strapping an iPad to your Fleshlight might diminish the appeal for some: that much rubber/metal/glass/plastic in one unwieldy package would make for a pretty clumsy sex toy. But, if nothing else positive comes out of this, at least this joyous piece of cinematic advertising was shared with the world.
The LaunchPAD is available now for the low-low introductory price of $24.95 (plus, you'll need a Fleshlight to put into the attachment). Have at it, dudes.