So spot on, right? There's some comfort in knowing that Rowling also thinks Malfoy is a brat with a bleach job. And, hello, she clearly spends her time trolling Tumblr for hilarious Harry Potter memes, when she should be crafting her next literary triumph. Stars — they really are just like us.
Think she's seen Professor Snape's Instagram account yet? That thing is way too good not to share. Consider your next bout of writer's block sorted, J.K.
Click through for more epic Rowling tweets after the jump. (BuzzFeed)
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It's the 16th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. I'm having a moment's silence over my keyboard. I hated killing some of those people.— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 2, 2014
Sorry I missed Hufflepuff Pride, but I love Hufflepuffs. My family comprises 2 Hufflepuffs, 2 Gryffindors and 1 Slytherin. #nowitorlearning— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 21, 2014
Happy pride day to all Slytherins, you devious little serpents, you.— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 21, 2014
@michaeljtabb Does a dehumanised wizard killer who murders in the pursuit of his own immortality forfeit the right to ALL privacy, Michael?— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 17, 2014
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