"I've been thinking… I've been thinking," started a recent, imagined conversation at the Beygency. "I get filthy when my beverage of choice gets onto me. I've been thinking… I've been thinking," Bey went on. "Why can't I keep my fingers off my iPhone 9, baby?" Her (fictional) musings surely led to the addition of two T-shirts in her e-shop. Or, it was this emoticon interpretation of her visual album from March.
Anyway, the Surfboard Emoji Tee features everybody's favorite lyric from "Drunk in Love" and wave-riders on each sleeve. The Blow Emoji Tee displays cherries, an allusion to Beyoncé's, um, enthusiasm for the fruit. Both cost $40 and can be ordered now on pre-sale. They'll reach your foyer (next to your Warhol) in about a month. (MTV Style)