Your Horoscope For This Week — Jun 08 2014

ILLUSTRATED BY EMILY FORGOT.
Looking for love in a hopeless place? Who's got time for THAT? Amorous Venus gets a reality check from stable Saturn this week, reminding us all that romance and common sense can coexist. Forgo the fantasy league and find some IRL lovin’ with someone who is available now (yes, now). On Friday, the full moon in Sagittarius stokes our wanderlust, so pack that weekender bag and let the couch-surfing commence! But, easy with the truth bombs, stargazers. This full moon could make us all a little bit too blunt.