The Breaking Bad Sequel We Want To See

Y'all might be counting down the days until the Breaking Bad prequel Better Call Saul comes out, but we have another idea: a BB sequel starring Aaron Paul and Lupita Nyong'o.
The two ran into each other at a polo tournament in New Jersey this weekend and stopped for a little Instagram jam. And, when people as beautiful and well-dressed as these two get together, we can't help but let our minds wander...
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(Yes, a big ol' Breaking Bad spoiler is ahead. Are we good? Good.)
Think about it: When Jesse Pinkman busts out of that Nazi meth lab, he's driving. And, when there's a Nazi meth lab in your rearview mirror, you don't stop. So, we're thinking he went north and then he went west, driving and driving until he got to Mendocino or Boise or Bend. He gets a job at a wood shop making furniture, and that's where he has a meet-cute with Lupita's character. Adorableness ensues.
That would be nice, right? Jesse deserves nice. But, for now, this will do.
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