So, we want to rectify this. We're officially looking for retouched images of Grumpy Cat. Erase those under-eye bags. Adjust the frown lines. Make her smile, well, smile. Put her in a bird hat.
We know you won't stand for this outrage, either. And, we need your help. Send your best touched-up photos of Grumpy Cat to firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll choose our favorite photo and donate $100 in your name to an animal shelter of your choice. We refuse to live in a world where Internet-famous cats don't get the photo-editing treatment they deserve. After all, this is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific cat who has very publicly stated that she hates everything, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea? Altered images will tell.
No, seriously. Send us your best stuff.