Amy Schumer's Fix For Commitment-Phobes

Let's face it: Some people think commitment is scary. And, that's totally fair. After all, promising to spend your entire life with someone else is a huge deal, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. Still, many women feel frustrated when their long-time boyfriends don't want to take the big leap and get hitched. Funny lady Amy Schumer saw this as the perfect opportunity to suggest a (fake) line of jewelry to commitment everywhere. The Stolen Years Collection appeals to that guy who likes you, but also kind of likes that new girl in marketing. While this collection — by DeFears — does not exist (yet), the anxiety and hesitance from which it's derived are very real.
Check out Schumer's brilliant parody, which she's done in diamond-commercial style. And, if you ever get a toe ring as a gift, it might be a sign that it's time to move on. (The Gloss)

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