Keep your eyes focused on the infinite white abyss and watch Bey's "Pretty Hurts" trophy get dragged through imaginary sand. Maintain your sight in the center of your screen as emoji after emoji illustrate the year's ode to sexy-time and lady pleasure.
Beyoncé put out a visual album, sure, but this is a whole new level of eye candy. Its genius is unmeasurable; its virality, imminent. To say you'll be left speechless would be an understatement as vast the existential realm these wee emojis occupy. Actually, to the contrary, you'll probably spend a straight five minutes screaming "yaasss!" It's also totally fine if you lose the ability to communicate in words — that's what the smiley face is for.